Let’s talk about Trigger’s Broom. No, not a new cleaning product — the legend.
For non–Only Fools and Horses fans: it’s the broom that’s had 17 new heads and 14 handles but is somehow still the same broom.
Now, replace “broom” with “50-year-old portacabin,” or your equivalent, and you’ve got the unsung heroics of your site team. They’re not just fixing leaks — they’re often performing architectural alchemy.
I recently trawled through a handful of school site-manager job adverts — from small primaries to multi-academy trusts — and here’s the unofficial summary:
Every single one wanted a mix of maintenance skills (plumbing, painting, carpentry), health & safety knowledge, budget management, contractor wrangling, and — my favourite line, quoted directly — “a calm, cheerful disposition and a sense of humour.”
The punchline? Salaries ranged from caretaker-plus (£25k) to you want me to do WHAT?! (£42k).
Funny thing — the higher brackets all mentioned “saving money through in-house expertise.” Coincidence? Probably not.
This isn’t “caretaker versus expert.” It’s really about what’s realistic for your setting.
A larger trust might need someone juggling compliance software, contractors, and capital projects. A small primary might just need reliability, pride in the site, and a brilliant set of practical hands. Both matter — both keep schools running.
To put it in perspective:
Contractor call-out for a leak: £180 + two days of soggy Year 6 projects.
Site manager who spots the dodgy valve before it bursts: priceless (and roughly a £3,000 flood avoided).
It’s not about replacing people — it’s about recognising the real value in the work that often goes unseen.
That portacabin? It’s not a relic — it’s The £4.50 Duct Tape Miracle.
When your site lead manages to get the heating working again using nothing but a screwdriver and optimism, they’re not just saving money — they’re keeping the school running while you wait for funding that, in some cases, may never arrive.
Wherever your school sits on the scale, a few things always hold true:
The next time you’re recruiting for a site role, it might be worth seeing it through two lenses:
Both roles have huge value. The trick is matching the right person to the right setting — and recognising that investing in the right skills (or keeping the right person) often pays back quietly, in avoided downtime, fewer contractor visits, and calmer mornings.
Statlog....more than just compliance & premises software.